(COMPLETED)Various X F!Reader One Shots

Friday the 13th(Foop[The Fairly OddParents] X Reader)

You'd think with all the years I've shipped with Foop, I would have come up with a Friday the 13th idea already. Technically I have, but those were diary scenarios. Not a full-on one shot.

I'm a cockblock yet again.

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You woke up to feather-soft kisses trailing up and down your neck. You buried your face into Foop's chest in response.

"Good morning, little bat," he chimed.

You yawned silently. "You're in good spirits today."

"Of course I am," he said. "Today's Friday the 13th."

"Oh, lord," you said. "Is it really?"

He nodded excitedly. "It's like Christmas for Anti-Fairies."

You rolled onto your back and looked up at him. He leaned on an elbow as you spoke. "Whatever happened to not caring?"

"Oh, hush," he rolled his eyes. "Today's a special occasion. Just because I'm neutral doesn't mean I can't join the fun. Besides, I don't plan on affecting the house."

"Promise?" you asked.

He kissed your forehead. "I promise. I've had uncle Cosmo and auntie Wanda cast a barrier over the house and give you and Timmy good luck charms. I'd prefer if you stayed inside today to be safe."

"Timmy has school, though and I need to go shopping," you countered.

He sighed softly. "Well, that's what the charms are for. All right, fine." His head lifted with a smirk. "He can afford to miss one day. Crocker would fail him whether he showed up or not."

"Fair. Okay," you said after a few seconds of silence. "I guess I could get Timmy to wish for what I need."

"And you can save money doing it that way," he said.

"Timmy!" you called. "C'mere, please!"

"You two better not be doing anything weird!" he called back. You heard his footsteps.

"We're not," you rolled your eyes.

Your younger brother came in with his fairies. "Yeah?"

"Since today's Friday the 13th, Foop wants us to stay inside. You're playing hooky," you said.

"Wait, why?" he asked.

"He asked us to put a barrier over the house and to give you and (Y/N) good luck charms," Wanda said. She handed you a four leaf clover inside a resin ovoid and Timmy a penny. "Keep them on you if you need to go out today."

"Oh, speaking of, Timmy, could you wish for my shopping list?" you asked. You handed him the list.

"You need to do it like that more often. You know how much honey you could save?" he said. He handed the list to Wanda.

"Foop said the same thing. I'm good," you said. "Mom and Dad are gone already?"

"Yeah. Dad went to work and Mom went to the spa," he said.

You rolled your eyes. "At this rate, I need to start asking you to wish for groceries. Okay, go back to doing what you were doing."

"I wish for (Y/N)'s shopping list," Timmy said to Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof. The three granted his wish. Your shopping list appeared on the floor next to Timmy. Foop teleported everything away with his wand.

"Thanks, Tim," you smiled.

"Need anything else?" Wanda asked.

"I'm good. Thank you, guys," you replied.

"Since it's Friday the 13th, what're you gonna do?" Timmy asked Foop.

"Obviously, join in on the festivities. Which is why I took part in safety precautions," he replied. He got out of bed and kissed your cheek. "I'll be back this evening, little bat. Stay safe."

"Have fun, Foop," you smiled.

"Oh, I will," he purred darkly. He disappeared.

"How?" Timmy asked. "How?"

"Neutral doesn't mean he's leaning towards good," you said. "You have to give him some credit. He's changed."

"Yeah, but still. He's not completely good," he said.

"It's just one day, Timmy. He said it's like Christmas for Anti-Fairies. And today doesn't happen every year," you reasoned.

"Fine, fine," he said. "As long as he doesn't hurt you."

"Believe me, Tim. He hasn't since the last time we dealt with him as a baby," you told him. "I can handle him even without magic."

Around 5 P.M. was when Foop appeared in your room. You were in your bed playing your Switch. You were suddenly tackled onto your bed in a kiss. You giggled into the lip lock before kissing back. Your legs wrapped around his waist.

He pulled back with glistening eyes. "Today was wonderful. All that bad luck, oh, I've never felt so alive."

Your hands rested on his shoulders. "I'm glad, hon." You kissed his nose.

"Unfortunately for you, there's another Friday the 13th before your brithday," he mentioned.

You shrugged. "I'll keep my good luck charm on me on my birthday, then."

He kissed your forehead. "You're lovely."

You giggled softly. "Good to know."

"You know," he started, "all of that bad luck really gave me an energy boost." He smirked. "How about you help tire me out?"

You returned the smirk. "I think I can manage." You pulled him down into another kiss. He held you closer in response while kissing back.

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Happy Friday the 13th, everyone.

As always, embrace your weirdness and I'll see you in the next one shot.

- The Self Shipping Weirdo