(COMPLETED)Various X F!Reader One Shots

Physical Warnings(Cody[Total Drama] X Reader)

Finally something show-related.

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You walked back to first class from the bathroom.

"Why can't you take a hint?" Courtney asked.

"She doesn't deserve Cody!" Sierra "reasoned."

"You're a genuine psycho," Gwen said.

You came into first class to see Sierra kissing Cody. He was trying and failing to get out of her grip. That set off the bomb in your mind.

Sierra pulled back and pulled Cody even closer. "You'll be free from her soon, Cody."

Gwen saw the murderous look in your eyes. "(Y/N)?"

Sierra let go of him but still held his hand. "You don't deserve Cody, (Y/N). He can do so much better than you. I'm not insecure, I'm loyal, I'm not self conscious."

You sighed angrily. "Okay, clearly words don't work with you because you don't listen."

Cody managed to escape her grip and rushed over to you. "(Y/N), I can explain. She kissed me and I couldn't get her off me. I love you and only you." He began to ramble.

"I know," you said to cut him off. "I saw everything." You kissed his cheek. "You're forgiven." You popped your knuckles as you glared at Sierra. "You're not."

"I'm not scared of you," she said a bit uneasily.

"Sounds like you are. And you have every reason to be," you said. You asked Courtney, "Are the cameras rolling?"

"Yeah," she said.

"Perfect," you said. "Since verbal warnings don't work, I have no choice but to do something I've been wanting to do ever since I met you." Your fist met with her cheek with enough force to knock out a tooth and cause her to fall. You stood over her while shaking the pain from your hand. "Consider that your warning. I'm so full of pent up rage, this is nothing compared to what I want to do to you. Stay the fuck away or I won't hesitate to push you out of the plane myself."

"Wow," Heather snarked.

"Fuck me over and you're next, Heather," you threatened. You angrily walked to coach to cool down.

"Amiga, what happened to your hand?" Alejandro asked.

"Please tell me you finally went apeshit," Duncan begged.

You sat on the floor. "Sierra kissed Cody. Verbal warnings don't work, so I indulged a little."

Duncan laughed. "Yeess." He gave you a high five. "About time."

"I also threatened her," you said. "I have no problem pushing her out of the plane myself."

"You're turning into a little badass," Noah smirked. "I was wondering when you'd deal with your lack of confrontation skills."

"It was only a matter of time before I ended up decking her," you said.

Cody came in with a bag of ice wrapped in a hand towel. He sat next to you with the bag on your bruising knuckles.

"Tending to your savior's wounds?" Noah teased Cody.

He kissed your cheek. "Yes, I am."

You smiled a bit and leaned against him. You sighed. "Even better. I used my dominant hand."

"I got you covered, babe," he said. "That was new for you."

"She wouldn't listen. I tried to be civil, but she's a damn psycho," you explained.

"I don't know if she'll listen this time. Even when you knocked a tooth out," he said. "She's beyond obsessive."

"Can we get everyone to vote her off next week? I hate her more than Heather and that's saying something," you said. "She's testing my self control."

"You're too morally good. No matter how much you wanna push her off the plane without a parachute, you're not gonna. Your conscience is too strong," Duncan said.

"Oh, screw off," you rolled your eyes. "All in favor of voting Sierra off next week, say 'aye'."

The entire section erupted with a unanimous, "Aye."

"Just because we're voting her off doesn't mean it's getting easier for you," Duncan said.

"No shit. The vote isn't about competition. It's about getting a serious threat to my sanity dealt with," you snarked.

"Are we getting our team to vote her off?" Cody asked.

"Mostly everyone. One less contestant and one less stalker. I'm talking to all the girls except Heather because she'll probably vote for me to spite me. And I'm this close to knocking her out for just being an evil bitch," you said.

"We'll make a crown for you if you can knock Heather out," Noah smirked. "I'd pay to see that."

You giggled softly.

Cody nuzzled his nose against your cheek. "Thank you."

"I love you," you said.

"I love you, too," he replied. "You and only you."

Duncan gently kicked you. "Get a room."

"No," you said. "I'm not going back to first class, either."

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Six one shots after this one. Oh, boy.

As always, embrace your weirdness and I'll see you in the next one shot.

- The Self Shipping Wierdo