Sooooooo here we are...... Unhappy campers.... Man I do NOT want to write this but I kinda have to considering Barbie Wire is in this episode.
Update
For some reason every time I try to add a picture it sends me back to the list of chapters. Don't know what that's all about but hopefully it gets fixed.
Anyways enjoy (well try to)
Sloth ring
Blitzo looks through the window making sure the room was clear and when he confirmed it was he started climbing through it
Blitzo: (low whisper) Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
his head has a hard time getting inside because of his horns. He finally gets inside but ends up falling in and rolls over.
Blitzo: Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT!!!
Blitzo crouches up and looks around for anyone who saw him. However someone appears behind him and painfully tases him right in the butthole below his tail, making Blitzo seize in shock with static electricity before falling head first to the ground with smoke coming out of him.
Rehab Nurse: Well, if it isn't the deadbeat.
Blitzo: (gets back up) Well, if it isn't Nurse Pussy Face.
Rehab Nurse: You ain't gettin' in here. (crosses arms and scowls at him) How many times do I have to sodomize you with a taser before you take a hint?
Blitzo: As many as it takes to get me off. Now, enough with this foreplay. Where's Barb?
Rehab Nurse: She checked out months ago, but that ain't none of your business.
Blitzo: (surprised) Wait, what? How? This is- wh-where the fuck did she go?
nurse brings up the taser to his face, making Blitzo so nervous and anxious that his tail straightened up and his arms down in fear.
Rehab Nurse: Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you, ass clown.
Blitzo regains his composure and stares down at the nurse.
Blitzo: You know, I kill people for a living, right, bitch?
Rehab Nurse: (nonchalantly) Oh, I'm SO FUCKIN' scared...
Blitzo realizes that the nurse isn't all afraid of him and sighs.
Blitzo: Ugh... Fine.
Blitzo walks back to the window to climb out of the room. Halfway through, the nurse calls back to him.
Rehab Nurse: Blitzo, she's got a job now, a life. Don't fuck it up by finding her.
Blitzo: Oh, that's nice. Why don't you take that advice and shove it right between your pussy (falls from the building) Liiiips!
Time Skip
Blitzo enters the I.M.P Headquarters and walks past you, Millie, and Moxxie as you three are talking to a client
Moxxie: Sir! There's a client here who wants to-
Blitzo doesn't listen and interrupts Moxxie as he opens the door to his office and slams it shut. You three stare in confusion before turning back to the client.
Y/n: sorry about that it's been quite the day
Millie: (nervous chuckle) please forgive him, now you were saying?
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