Adonis (BoyxBoy) (The Gay God 2) || Wattys2016

Chapter 11) First Of All, How Dare He

L: So I'm gunna spice things up a bit. This is in Ash's point of view!! Gasp! For those of you who are loyal little lovely readers and read The Gay God (book 1 of this series), you may remember that I've done this once or twice before. It's rare that I do this so I do hope that you'll enjoy!

Pic is of-- Ash

Song for this Chapter--I've Got This Friend by The Civil Wars

Ash

My date with Brad turned out way better than I had expected. We'd gone out to a cute little, inexpensive restaurant and I'd dragged him to the ice cream shop next. It was adorable! We walked back to the campus instead of trying to call a cab and it was nice, just the two of us walking together. He even offered me his jacket when I got cold.

From outside our dorm room, I could hear the beautiful voice of Brendon Urie but, as we opened the door, Lance's voice joined in, singing as loudly and as horribly as he possibly could. Lance didn't have a bad singing voice if he tried. We've even sang a few duets together. It doesn't sound too bad.

Still, with his voice at this pitch and volume, my eardrums were dying.

"Jesus what is that awful noise-" suddenly a heavenly scent reaches my nose, "OH MY GOD IT SMELLS AMAZING!"

My mind went straight to food.

(L: Let's take a look into the track of Ash's thoughts shall we?)

Food....Brad...Whipped Cream...oooh yummm..Wait, Brad? ..... Ohhhh, where's Brad? ..... Right behind me duh! ....ARE THOSE MUFFINS?!

Lance mentions our date and I'm snapped back to reality. Aww..but I like daydream world where Brad feeds me nummy food while only wearing a speedo. Hey! Don't judge! Man's gotta have his priorities, ya know.

"Yeah! It was really fun. Annnnnd, Brad's agreed to be my boyfriend!"

I may look like calm, normal Ash-

(L: Pshhhhhh...calm? Ash? Nah.)

But on the inside, I was dancing like Baby from Dirty Dancing.

Ooooo we should totally watch that tonight.

"That's great!" Lance replies. Uh oh. I hear the crack in his voice and suddenly it all makes sense.

Lance only bakes in excess like this after something's happened. It's his way of coping with hard things. The last time he baked this many muffins was when Spencer-

Oh no.

"Oh no, honey what's wrong?" I say, sneakily shoving a muffin in my mouth as I move to pat him on the back comfortingly.

My mama Ash instincts were taking over like always. What would he do without me?

"Adonis and I had a row."

Just as I figured..wait. What in the name of Sam Winchester is-

"A row?"

"Sorry... I've been watching Sherlock..it means we've had a fight."

Sherlock? The show about the detective guy?

"Oh god, another fandom." That's the last thing we need in this house. More fandoms. Although... I could go for a few more muffins. "Wait...you too had a fight what about?"

Stay focused Ash! Your best friend needs you. What do I do?!

I panic and stuff a second muffin into my mouth.

What?! I eat when I'm nervous!

"I..don't wanna talk specifics. He uh...kept a secret from me. A big one."

How dare he?! I'll tear that mother fucker's ass up! He won't know what hit him! That's right, let me at him! Leprechaun's going to war! I'll-

Is that cake?

"Oooo what kind of cake?"

"Um it's actually a carrot cake."

Damn I hate carrots. Who in their right mind puts carrots in cake?!

Wait. What were we talking about? Something about pie, right? Speaking of pie...

Don't mind if I do.

"He kept a secret from you? That's just not right."

I splat a glob of whipped cream on my pie. Speaking of whipped cream, what happened to my Brad-Licious boyfriend?

"We just had dinner, are you seriously still hungry?"

Ahhh! I summoned him! I must have magical powers! GASP! I wonder if I can use the force to summon a sexy angel named Castiel.

WAIT. Did Brad just question my love of food? First of all, how dare he.

"Don't you question me and food." I glare at him, hugging my plate possessively.

"Wouldn't dream of it." He chuckles.

Awww well he is adorable.

"I guess I'll let it slide this time. You'd better be lucky you're cute." I warn, wagging my finger at him.

Poor Lance though... This must be hard for him. I have to help my friend!

But first...

"First one in the shower is a rotten egg!" I yell, racing towards the bathroom.