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3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination." The first guy gave him money and the second guy said' "Thank you." The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the third guy knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?" The third guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

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Hey guys I am so sorry for not updating yesterday, I was kinda busy and I'm gonna make it up to you all today but it's late I have a headache and right now I am at my aunts house babysitting but I have one of her kids and she's asleep so I thought I'd update. Plus I have another book I had to update today.

Anyway I might not be able to update next week because I am taking a 3 hour drive somewhere to go shopping for back to school supplies and I'm staying over for one night but I'll try to update.

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