A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But, officer," The man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quite," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted say"
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said. "Lucky for you that the chief's daughter's is getting married. He'll be in a good mood."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."
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Funny Jokes
HumorThis book is full of realty jokes and some jokes to laugh over and some riddles to solve. P.S - These jokes are not mine.
