Two teen age boys were in the woods hiking. When all if a sudden one of the boys was bitten in the rear by a rattlesnake. So the other boy runs into a small town about 10 miles away and goes to the only doctor in that town who was delivering a baby. The boy asks "My friend is in the woods and got bite by a rattle snake! I need help! Can you help me?!" The doctor said "I can't right now. I must deliver this baby. But I will tell you what to do, take a knife and mark an X over the bite then put your mouth over the spot he was bitten and suck the venom out and then spit it on the ground." Then the boy runs back to his friend in the woods who was in agony. "So? What did the doctor say?" asked the boy in pain. "He says your gonna dye."
YOU ARE READING
Funny Jokes
HumorThis book is full of realty jokes and some jokes to laugh over and some riddles to solve. P.S - These jokes are not mine.
