A country preacher decides to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he collided with a bear, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. His rifle going one way, and him going the other way, landing on the rocks and breaking both his legs.
That was the good news. The bad news was the furious bear was charging at him, and he couldn't move.
"Oh, Lord" the preacher prayed, "I'm so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish: Please make a Christian out of that bear that's coming at me. Please, Lord!"
That very instant the bear skidded to a halt. Fell to it's knees, clasped it's paws together and began to pray aloud at the preachers feet:
"Dear God, bless this food I'm about to receive..."
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Funny Jokes
HumorThis book is full of realty jokes and some jokes to laugh over and some riddles to solve. P.S - These jokes are not mine.
