Attack on Titan One Shots (\•0•/)(Requests are closed for now!)

Hi

{Erwin has created a group chat}

Erwin:

EVERYONE

Eren:

yes!

Armin:

Yes sir!

Mikasa:
....

Levi:

what eyebrows

Eyebrowsonfleek:

yes captain?

Erwin:

... change your username this instant Connie!

Eyebrowssucks:

ok

Erwin:

CONNIE!! I SWAER I WILL-

Connie:

Okay okay sheesh party pooper

Erwin:

Anyways, I have an announcement to make! We will be-

{Hanji has joined this group chat by anonymous}

Hanji:

BE CAPTURING TITANS?!?!!?! ^.^

Erwin:

No Hanji we-

Levi:

Okay who invited four eyes?

Hanji:

IM RIGHT HERE LEVI!!! T-T

Levi:

TURN YOUR DAMN CAPS LOCK OFF SHIT HEAD

Erwin:

Guys we-

Hanji:

T0T WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN LEVI?!

Levi:

Cause you're an annoying little shit that won't shut up you asshat

Hanji:

*pouts* ERWIN CAN WE CAPTURE TITANS?!?! LEVI IS BEING A MEANY

Erwin:

Uh we-

Hanji:

CAN WE CAN WE CAN WE CAN WE CAN WE CAN WE CAN WE CAN WE CA-

{Levi has banned Hanji from this group chat}

Erwin:

...ok...anyways, I have a very important announcement!!!

Levi:

What is it already eyebrows

Erwin:

Okay, first of all Levi, no need to be sassy.  And second, I've met a few pricks in my time, but you sir, are a fucking cactus

*everyone*

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH SSHHHHHEEEETTT HE TOLD YOU

{Levi has left the group chat}

Eren:

Aw party pooper he can't take a joke

Erwin:

He's just on his days, anyways I have a very important announcement, and well I am-

Connie:

GAY?!

Erwin:

WHAT-

Eren:

OMFG I called it! I called it! I called it! GIVE ME YOUR FIVE BUCKS B*TCHES

Armin:

dammit...*hands eren money*

Mikasa:

*hands eren money*

Erwin:

YOU GUYS BETED ON MY SEXUALITY?! WHAT-

Connie:

Fuck! I should have called that...*hands eren money*

Eren:

YAAASSS B*TCHES HA I TOTALLY CALLED THAT SHEET *rolls around in money*

Connie:

I call for a rematch!! I want my 5 bucks back T.T

Eren:

NOPE SORRY-

Erwin: 

NO GUYS WTF IM NOT-WhY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT IM-WHAT FRIENDS YOU ARE YOU ACTUALLY BETED OMG IM SO DONE WITH YOU GUYS

{Erwin has left this group chat crying}

Connie:

Dammit! He didn't deny it, I Lose 5 bucks to eren *cries*

Eren:

....who wants Taco Bell? I have 15 bucks

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Yay!! Another random one!! Vote and comment if your guys want more of these! And sorry for not posting and being active, I've been real busy with school. I have 7 periods which are almost all accelerated and I get out at 3:30, and I have to go to practice every day right after school for 2 hours- which lasts until 5:30- and come back home and do homework so I'm real busy. I'm really sorry I'll try my best to post whenever I can but I can't promise you anything..

AND THANK YOU ALL SOOO MUCH YOURE ALL FREAKING AMAZING ALMOST 30K READS IM SO BLOWN AWAY

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