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Hiccups~JeanxReader

Yes, this inspired me to write this one and you could only guess. I have the hiccups while writing this. T-T

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"~Hiccup~! Gah..." You groan as you rub your chest where the hiccups were coming from.

"~Hiccup~! Maybe I shouldn't have drunk so much~hiccup~ water.." You groan again, wishing this nightmare would stop already.

You groan as you try to just wait it out. Just then, Jean had walked out of the room and into the living room where you laid, tired and weak from all the hiccuping you've been doing.

You try your best to control your hiccups, but your diaphragm says otherwise and decides to pull down in a jerky way, making you suck in air into your throat suddenly. While hitting your voice box, your vocal cords close up and leaving you with a big hiccup. (#knowledge!)

"~Hiccup~!" You twitch as you groan again. Jean stops in his tracks and looks around cluelessly for what made that sound. You cover your mouth, hoping this would stop them but it doesn't.

"~Hiccup~!" You jump and groan. Jean then turns to you, "you okay? You've been hiccuping for like twenty-minutes now."

"No, I'm~hiccup~not okay..." You croak as you rub your chest again. Jean's face then lights up as he runs up to you.

"Don't worry! I know how to cure your hiccups!" Jean says as he pulls you up off the sofa.

"How~hiccup~?" You croak.

"Well, they say that if you hold your breath for ten seconds, it'll stop." Jean suggest. You sigh.

"Are you~hiccup~sure this will ~hiccup~ work?" You say In between hiccups.

"Only one way to find out!" Jean says as he gestures for you to continue. You give Jean a skeptical look before trying it. Anything to get rid of your hiccups. You draw in a breath and hold it and begin to count in your head, ten seconds.

Ten.
Nine.
Eight.
Se~hiccup~ven.
Six.
Five.
Four~hiccup~
Three.
Two.
~hiccup~one.

You release your breath and see if it had stopped. Jean stares at you anxious, waiting to see if it worked.

"....~hiccup~hiccup~hiccup~" you croak three times in a row. You groan.

"Damn.." Jean muttered as he rubbed his head, thinking of other ideas that could cure you of the hiccups.

Jean's head jerks up with an idea. "Okay, plan B, try drinking water while plugging your ears."  Jean suggest as he goes into the kitchen, grabbing a glass of water and bringing it out to you.

"W~hiccup~what?" You croak as Jean takes a straw and injects it into the water.

"Are you sure~hiccup~?" You ask skeptically.

"Do you want to get rid of your hiccups?" Jean asks. You nod slowly.

"Okay then, don't question the Pro. Now, less talking, more sipping."
He says as he waits for you to start drinking. You sigh and plug your ears and begin to drink the water. You pull away and wait with Jean to test if it worked. He sits at the edge of his seat, waiting...

"~hiccup~"

Jean slumps in his chair, "Damn, they just won't quit will they?" Jean says more to himself than to you. You sigh. He suddenly slams his fist into the table making you jump, which causes a hiccup to escape your lips.

"This means war..." He says darkly which makes you feel uneasy. What is he gonna do now?

"Plan C, try drinking without your hands!" He suggest.

"W-what~hiccup~!" You say.

"H-how is this gonna get rid of them? Water was the thing that got me these h~hiccup~'s in the first place!" You argue.

"Exactly! We'll just have to fight fire, with fire.." Jean says as he goes to refill the cup and brings it back to you.

"Drink." He commands and you sigh, what's there to lose? You press the glass against your lips and tilt it down, and begin to drink. After a few gulps you pull away and wait.

"Hiccup!" No change.

"Plan D!" He yells and you sigh.

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"This isn't~hiccup~working Jean!" You yell at him as you get out from your head stand. Yes, he made you do a head stand, along with eating a lemon wedge, eating sugar, salt, etc. you dust yourself off as another hiccup makes its way out of your lips.

Jean sighs. "Damn I really thought that one would work.." He mutters. You give him glare.

"We've tried everything! Plan A, B, all the way to freaking Z Jean! Nothing is working!" You sigh as you flop down onto your coach and sulk. As another hiccup follows.

"There is one more thing..." He mutters darkly as his eyes flicker to you. You don't notice as you place a hand to your face tired from all that Jean has made you done.

"I just hoped I didn't have to use it...I'm so sorry (y/n), but it's for your own good.." He whispers.

"What?" You say as you turn to him. He jumps and smiles.

"Nothing." He says as he turns and disappears into your shared room. You shrug it off as another hiccup settles and you cringe.

"KILL ME!" You groan.

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Your hiccups were still there and still annoying, but you decided to watch some tv and try to get your mind off your hiccups.

You channel surfed until you came to an interesting show. You sat and thought why not as you watched your show that had you in suspense. Not even 10 minutes in and you're already at the edge of your seat. Of course you let out a few hiccups here and there which kind of ruined the suspense but none the less you kept watching. You clutch your pillow, awaiting to find out who the murderer was as a hiccup followed.

Little did you know, What Jean had in store for you. He slowly emerged from behind your coach and hovered over your shaken figure. Just as you were about to find out who the murderer was,

"BOO!"

"AAHHHH!" You screech as you jump up in the air and back down. You bury your head in your  hands as Jean comes up in front of you.

"Did it work?"

"...JEAN WHAT THE HELL?! YOU SCARED ME!" You yell as you hit him with your pillow.

"But hey! Your hiccups are gone!" He says as he props his hands on his hips with a smirk.

"JEAN!" You scream as you hit him again. You're on your feet and glaring at him.

"I was only helping!" He says as he runs away, you chasing after him.

"HELPING MY ASS!"

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idk did you like it? Sorry it's crappy I rushed this