(i dont think i ever talked about everyones ages in this fic? they all still have the same birthdays except theyre all like sixteen or so okay shh)
ryro ross: first day of suspension what do i do now
ryro ross: ah yes
ryro ross: smoKE WEED 420 BLAZE IT
beebo urine: DIDNT YOU TELL ME YOUR MOM WAS GONNA TAKE YOUR PHONE THE FUCK
spenc: RY WHAT THE FUCK
ryro ross: SHE DIDNT BECAUSE I TOLD HER WHY AND SHE HIGH FIVED ME AND THEN DIDNT CARE
dallon weekend: ME TOO MOM HOLY SHIT
jenna mclesbian: YOUR MOM IS ACTUALLY ME THOUGH???
ale(sbian)xa: is no one going to talk about how ryans gonna smoke weed while being suspended and isnt being grounded or some shit
ryro ross: hey
ryro ross: shut ur face grandma
ale(sbian)xa: YOURE OLDER THAN ME???
ryro ross: SHUT UR FACE GRANDMA
beebo urine: S T O P
lyndsey gunnslinger: ryan are you high already
ryro ross: no im waiting for my mom to LEAVE FOR WORK MOM PLS
taylor jardead: MOM PLS
ryro ross: i dont even wanna smoke i just wanna sleep
brian macaroni: IM WALKING TO SCHOOL AND LYNDSEY JUMPED ON MY BACK AND I SCREAMED AND FELL AND ALMOST GOT HIT BY A CAR WHO WAS BACKING OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY
lyndsey gunnslinger: HAHAH BITCH
ale(sbian)xa: stop running ahead of me youre too fast for me to keep up
brian macaroni: OH GOD THERES ANOTHER
alex bab(yboy)inski: BRIAN THAT WAS ME WHOOPS SORRY ILY
jack is gay: BABINSKI RUN HIM OVER DO IT FUCKING DO IT I DARE YOU
zack not zach: UM
zack not zach: STOP
rian not ryan: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO THIS CHAT IT WENT FROM 'RYANS GETTING HIGH LIKE ALWAYS' TO 'RUN BRIAN MACDONALD OVER'
ryro ross: i found a white board under my bed from when i came out to my mom and it says im gay in all caps and its dried onto the board and i just whispered 'same'
spencer 'no homo' smith: ryan what the fuck are you actually doing with your life
ryro ross: I DONT KNOW I WANNA DIE
YOU ARE READING
Group Chat -Ryden-
Fanfictionbeebo urine: who the fuck is ryro ross and why is he in this chat ryro ross: literally die brendon possible trigger warnings: swearing and caps lock this is mainly ryden but it'll also have lowkey jalex and jardougall and maybe others
