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patrick tree: MY DAD IS HOME I REPEAT MY DAD IS HOME

patrick tree: HES NOT MAD HE JUST WANTS IT CLEANED

spencer 'no homo' smith: IF IT DOESNT GET CLEANED WILL BE SUE

patrick tree: YES

beebo urine: FUCK THE POLICE

sweatshirt markowitz: FUCK THE POLICE

max schnauzer: BABY NO

sweatshirt markowitz: BABY YES

dallon weekend: SPENCER AND I CAN CLEAN IT

spencer 'no homo' smith: HELL YEAH

tyjo: please leave a note on the door or some shit that says 'a (sexuality) person touched your house :)'

tyjo: SOMEONE WHO IS NOT CIS GO WITH THEM

hayley williams!!: I AM A TRANS GIRL I WILL COME WITH

phil !!: DAN IS A DEMIBOY AND IM ANDROGYNOUS CAN WE COME CLEAN TOO

dan !!: HELL YEAH

dallon weekend: YEAH PATRICK CALL YOUR DAD AND TELL HIM THAT US FIVE WILL COME OVER AND CLEAN

max schnauzer: i would come help but like

max schnauzer: im in pain

ryro ross: does your ass hurt

max schnauzer: yeah

ryro ross: same high five

jack is gay: can i be part of the my ass hurts club too

ryro ross: WELCOME TO OUR CLUB

max schnauzer: WELCOME TO OUR CLUB

sweatshirt markowitz: MAX IS LAUGHING SO HARD HES SO CUTE AAAAAAAAH

alex gayscarf: okay but goals

halsey frappuccino: okay but fr i dont wanna go to school tomorrow we've had like five days off and idk why

patrick tree: MY DAD SAID ITS OKAY YOU GUYS CAN JUST GO OVER WHENEVER

spencer 'no homo' smith: TELL HIM WE'LL BE THERE IN LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES

joshua done: okay but fr why did we have off for like five days

phil !!: i think theyre doing some kind of construction theyre probably gonna give us tomorrow and tuesday off too because dan and i went by the school and theyre still working

hayley williams!!: BLESS

ryro ross: god is good and real (':

patrick tree: did you guys leave any evidence that you fucked in his bedroom and on his couch

beebo urine: a thrown out condom in the waste basket in his bedroom

sweatshirt markowitz: i left my hoodie on the arm of the couch and max's belt is on the back of the couch and a condom is in your kitchen trash can

patrick tree: im literally praying to a god i dont believe in that you dont get caught my dad will burn his house down

ryro ross: then lets pray he finds them

tyjo: NO MORE HOUSE

joshua done: NO MORE HOUSE

lyndsey gunnslinger: NO MORE HOUSE

ale(sbian)xa: NO MORE HOME

ryro ross: STO P

phil !!: NEVER

dan !!: NO MORE HOME

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