patrick tree: did you guys like finish painting my dads house
spencer 'no homo' smith: yeah
patrick tree: did you do the note that says 'a (sexuality) person touched your house'
hayley williams: i did an asexual panromantic trans girl touched your house did i do good patrick
patrick tree: very specific but yes
dallon weekend: yeah we all did it like a bunch of losers they're all over your dads house
max schnauzer: where the fuck did brendon and ryan go we're just sitting in ryans room and no one is in this house
sweatshirt markowitz: yeah fr like theres no noise so theyre not fucking
ryro ross: we are at the store buying snacks
sarah orzech-i forgot the rest: if youre buying snacks the girls and i are coming over because we're hungry af and all together we only have like three dollars
ale(sbian)xa: theres literally like eight of us here
ale(sbian)xa: none of us have a job except gee and sarah
lyndsey gunnslinger: i need a job i want some cute matching bra and panties set
ale(sbian)xa: someone get lynn a job right now
rian dangson: she can come work with me and jack at ritas italian ice we need another cashier
lyndsey gunnslinger: im on my way for an application pls
sweatshirt markowitz: /1 photo attached
sweatshirt markowitz: max sat on my lap nuzzled into my chest and then fell asleep what a fucking cutie
halsey frappuccino: im screaming get married
sweatshirt markowitz: pls no we are five
beebo urine: ryan and i signed a contract when we were thirteen that if by the time we were twenty-five if we were still single we'd have to marry each other platonically and tbh a year later we started dating and realized we were both gay
ryro ross: I MADE MY MOM MAKE A COPY OF THAT SHE WAS SO CONFUSED SHE CRIED FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
sweatshirt markowitz: OKAY BUT GOALS
dallon weekend: SPENCER AND I DID THAT WHEN WE WERE LIKE TEN IM FUCKING CRYING SPENCER MARRY ME
spencer 'no homo' smith: NO U HOE
beebo urine: RYAN IS LOSING HIS SHIT IN THE CHIP AISLE AT THE STORE HES SITTING DOWN AND CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
beebo urine: AN OLD LADY RAN OVER TO MAKE SURE HE WAS OKAY
hayley williams!!: IM CRYING
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Group Chat -Ryden-
Fanfictionbeebo urine: who the fuck is ryro ross and why is he in this chat ryro ross: literally die brendon possible trigger warnings: swearing and caps lock this is mainly ryden but it'll also have lowkey jalex and jardougall and maybe others
