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(if youre not over the mcr breakup or the summer of like or ryan leaving panic avoid most of this chapter i couldnt resist joking on it but ill label where each ends because the first like half of it is just jokes on those things but i legit dont wanna upset people so)

birthday way: im old and my back hurts and josh and tyler keep dropping me

joshua done: I AM FOUR INCHES SHORTER THAN TYLER WE CANNOT SUPPORT YOUR WEIGHT LIKE THIS

birthday way: wait listen to this idea

birthday way: i should start a band with ray mikey and frank and call it something really rad and then breakup the band twelve years later by saying its not a band its an idea

my nudes leaked wentz: girl you should fucking do it

(mcr breakup jokes end)

birthday way: you should also date my brother for like a few months and all our fans can call it the summer of like

ryro ross: you should also go on warped tour when that happens

(the summer of like jokes end)

beebo urine: ryan you should join our band that has a really dumb name and we can have so much stage gay and avoid that we're dating 

ryro ross: whats your band name

beebo urine: panic at the disco

ryro ross: wanna make it worse and confuse many people

ryro ross: just add an exclamation point somewhere

beebo urine: panic! at the disco

ryro ross: perfect

spencer 'no homo' smith: you should also leave the band a few years later and then avoid all speaking with brendon and all interviews

ryro ross: then dallon joins the band and does stage gay with brendon

alex gayscarf: imagine if adam levine invited you two to a halloween party and everyone freaks the fuck out

rian dangson: imagine if ryan was dressed as a gremlin for the giggles and brendon was there and ryans just like 'ah fuck' 

birthday way: dude you guys should totally fucking do that 

dallon weekend: this is it this is what is gonna happened

(ryan leaving panic jokes end)

beebo urine: LETS STOP TALKING ABOUT OUR FUTURE AND TALK ABOUT THIS

beebo urine: RYAN ACTUALLY DREW YAOI AND SUBMITTED IT TO A CONTEST FOR SOUTH PARK

ryro ross: BRENDON NO

beebo urine: DONT FUCKING DENY IT

patrick tree: IM GONNA FUCKING SCREAM

patrick tree: IM GONNA CRY PLEASE HELP HIM

ryro ross: I HAVE TO USE MY ART SKILLS FOR GOOD INSTEAD OF EVIL

beebo urine: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

ryro ross: FUCKING DIE



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