Group Chat -Ryden-

thirty-four

(i have no regrets of adding whoever im adding into this fic i dont even listen to them that much ;) also brendon and ryan are barely in this chapter)

dallon weekend: where the fuck did brendon and ryan go

spencer 'no homo' smith: theyre fucking in the back of brendon's car

dallon weekend: goals

tyjo: guys you know that cliche in movies and shit where someone brings an acoustic guitar

alex gayscarf: dont tell me

alex gayscarf: you did not

tyjo: /1 photo attached

tyjo: got my fucking UKULELE

jack is gay: well

jack is gay: time to go home

joshua done: NO HES REALLY GOOD DONT LEAVE

zack not zach: are ryan and brendon still fucking in his car what the fuck

lyndsey gunnslinger: alexa went on a camping trip we're back tho

tyjo: 'camping trip'

glass foot boy: WHY THEH FUXCK YOU LUYIHNG

ale(sbian)xa: GOD DAMMIT

ale(sbian)xa: besides we met a trans girl who goes to our school at the camp site

zack not zach: WAIT YOU ACTUALLY WENT CAMPING

zack not zach: I DONT BELIEVE THIS

lyndsey gunnslinger: YEAH WTF I GOT HER KIK???

jack is gay: I DO NOT B E L I E V E

dallon weekend: how many times have brendon and ryan had sex today like wtf they havent come in yet

halsey frappuccino: THIS IS NOT THE TIME DALLON WE GETTING A NEW MEMBER OF THE GAY CLUB

hayley williams!! has joined the chat, invited by lyndsey gunnslinger

hayley williams!!: um

hayley williams!!: hello?

spencer 'no homo' smith: HAYLEY!!!!

hayley williams!!: SPENCER!!!!!!

dallon weekend: SHIT YOU GUYS ACTUALLY DID GO CAMPING

ale(sbian)xa: we dont lie lesbians dont lie

lyndsey gunnslinger: true

jenna mclesbian: thats not true i am a huge lesbian and i lie to all of you by saying we're friends

hayley williams!!: SAVAGE

dallon weekend: ANYWAY HAYLEY TELL US UR PRONOUNS AND SEXUALITY

hayley williams!!: OKAY OKAY

hayley williams!!: IM HAYLEY WILLIAMS AND IM A LIL TRANS GIRL AND MY PRONOUNS ARE SHE/HER AND IM ASEXUAL AND PANROMANTIC (':

patrick tree: YO IM ASEXUAL AS WELL BUT IM A SMALL NONBINARY CHILD

hayley williams!!: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

patrick tree: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dallon weekend: theyre making friends with each other im a proud father

patrick tree: GOSH DAD

patrick tree: YOURE SO EMBARASSING DAD

dallon weekend: )':

ryro ross: um hi

ryro ross: we're back

dallon weekend: GET IN THE FUCKING HOUSE RYAN YOU LITTLE ASSCRACK YOU AND BRENDON HAVE BEEN FUCKING FOR LIKE AN HOUR

beebo urine: GOTTA B L AS T

beebo urine: anyway i see that hAYLEYS HERE MY DAUGHTER

hayley williams!!: MY REAL DAD

ryro ross: fine ignore your other dad

hayley williams!!: DAD!

ryro ross: DAMN RIGHT YOUR DADS ARE HERE

ryro ross: do you want brendon and i to pick you up and take you to dallons christmas party

dallon weekend: NO

dallon weekend: YOU AND BRENDON ARE NOT LEAVING YOU ALREADY HAVENT COME INTO THE HOUSE DESPITE BEING OUTSIDE FOR AN HOUR

dallon weekend: ILL GO PICK HER UP

hayley williams!!: SOME JUST PICK ME UP I WANNA COME TF

dallon weekend: SPENCER IS IN CHARGE OF THE PARTY UNTIL I COME BACK WITH HAYLEY

spencer 'no homo' smith: alright guys im in charge

spencer 'no homo' smith: we're gonna spray paint his entire house

dallon weekend: nevermind spencer is going to pick up hayley

hayley williams!!: JUST PICK ME UP DAMMIT

beebo urine: LIKE FR I WANNA SEE MY BABY GIRL??