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beebo urine: RYAN CAME OVER, KNEED ME IN THE DICK THEN LEFT IM GONNA FUCKING STAB HIM 

dallon weekend: hate fuck (': so proud of my boys

jack is gay: i just choked on a cheeseburger 

alex gayscarf: you gonna be choking on this DICK soon SON

spencer 'no homo' smith: I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR

spencer 'no homo' smith: I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE HERE

jenna mclesbian: WAIT WHY DO YOU HATE ME PLS IM JUST SMOL LESBIAN

ryro ross: HE DOESNT HATE YOU MY SWEET SWEET DAUGHTER 

beebo urine: RYAN IM GONNA COME STAB YOU IN THE ASS

ryro ross: with ur dick? (;

patrick tree: MY INNOCENT CHILD EARS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

patrick tree: also guys i think im a demiboy so you can use they/them or he/him pronouns whichever is easier love you guys

taylor jardead: okay my darling child son

dallon weekend: my sister just bust through the door and grabbed my red lipstick off my dresser and ran out im gonna go beat her up

spencer 'no homo' smith: ill climb in your sisters room and steal the lipstick and rub it on her neck then run

dallon weekend: SHE CAME BACK WITH IT ON THEN WROTE ON MY MIRROR 'U SUX' WITH IT IM GONNA DROP KICK HER

ryro ross: ILL DROP KICK HER

ryro ross: wait no i wont your sister is my favorite josie is my baby girl

beebo urine: isnt your sister like eight years old

dallon weekend: SHES FOURTEEN TF

beebo urine: eight = fourteen 

zack not zach: your sister is two years younger than you im screaming do you guys have like a best friend relationship

dallon weekend: she stole my lip stick im gonna burn her bed

rian not ryan: ill take that as a no,,,,

beebo urine: WAIT WHAT SHES FOURTEEN I REMEMBER HER BEING EIGHT THE LAST TIME I SAW HER

dallon weekend: YOU SAW HER YESTERDAY

beebo urine: SHE WORE A DISNEY PRINCESS SHIRT YESTERDAY SHE LOOKED LIKE AN EIGHT YEAR OLD

ryro ross: /1 photo attached

ryro ross: when you supposed to be cleaning your room but you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and trying not to cry from music

dick tacos: tf me

ryro ross: dick you have no taste in music,,,,,i punched you in the face for not liking a song

dick tacos: IT WAS FUCKING

dick tacos: BREAKING FREE FROM HSM

beebo urine: WE'RE SOARIINNNNNNNNNNNN

ryro ross: FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYIN

dallon weekend: THERES NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CANT REACH

kellin queer: that was a ryden moment and you ruined it you fucking ruined it dallon

spencer 'no homo' smith: i was about to say that die kellin

spencer 'no homo' smith: also kellin ryan left your scooter at my place hmu if you want it 

ryro ross: I TYODL YOU NTO TO TELL HIIM ASSHOLE

kellin queer: ryan are you and brendon doing the sex

ryro ross: nno im crryingg 

beebo urine: this is true i am looking at him on the floor hes crying over stay together for the kids

dick tacos: fuckin loser

beebo urine: gotta zAYN


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