(trigger warning: some homophobia. will be labeled where it starts and ends)
patrick tree: my aunt is gay af she just brought her girlfriend over for dinner and shes so nice???
max schnauzer: marry her
patrick tree: she gay
sweatshirt markowitz: ,,,,,marry her
ryro ross: send a pic of them i wanna see my otp
beebo urine: ha gaAAAAY
spencer 'no homo' smith: im playing video games and dallons sister is standing outside his bedroom door shooting rubber bands at me im moving out
dallon weekend: and im trying to distract him by kissing his neck
max schnauzer: goals
patrick tree: /1 photo attached
patrick tree: that them
ale(sbian)xa: DUDE THATS MY AUNT YOOOOOOOOOOOOO
patrick tree: YOOOOOOO
jenna mclesbian: i feel attacked in my aunts house im like basically living with danny rn
(trigger content: homophobia begins)
taylor jardead: babe what happened
ryro ross: yeah tell us you got like thirty gay people to back you up
jenna mclesbian: shes just so,,,, against me???
jenna mclesbian: i dont know how else to put it
english sykes: fuck your aunt
max schnauzer: tell us what happened?
jenna mclesbian: shes just like so angry that there is in fact, a living, breathing gay atheist living in her house
sweatshirt markowitz: thats it we're all going to australia to set jennas aunt on fire
beebo urine: we still gotta do that thing we planned a while back
beebo urine: at patricks dads place
ryro ross: jenna continue
jenna mclesbian: thank you ryan
jenna mclesbian: its just that she forces her religion on me?? like i was eating dinner and she was like 'gotta say grace' and my dad told her i was an atheist and she yelled at me?? like she was like 'its bad enough that youre gay but you're also an atheist'
jenna mclesbian: she threw a bible at me
taylor jardead: fuck your aunt shes a bitch
(triggering content ends)
max schnauzer: you okay tho??
jenna mclesbian: yeah im fine
hayley williams!!: i wish we were all there so half of us could beat up your aunt and the other half could comfort you
halsey frappuccino: i think everyone would want that tbh
jenna mclesbian: i love you guys
beebo urine: i know this is a time of comforting jenna but like
beebo urine: ryan and i were making out and we saw dan and phil running outside and like
beebo urine: ryan explain i can barely see the keyboard from laughing so hard
ryro ross: /1 photo attached
ryro ross: PHIL GRABBED THE TREE AND LIKE CLIMBED UP IT HES JUST SITTING THERE
phil !!: dan was chasing me with a water gun
dan !!: im still gonna shoot you okay
phil !!: pls no
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Group Chat -Ryden-
Fanfictionbeebo urine: who the fuck is ryro ross and why is he in this chat ryro ross: literally die brendon possible trigger warnings: swearing and caps lock this is mainly ryden but it'll also have lowkey jalex and jardougall and maybe others
