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ryro ross: guys we literally graduate in two and a half days

beebo urine: i wanna die

zack merROCK ON: bitch me too

dallon weekend: honestly english class is so much fun on the last few days we just fling rubber bands and old paperbacks at each other while listening to bo burnham

dallon weekend: /1 video attached

spencer 'no homo' smith: WHY DO YOU KEEP SHOOTING RUBBER BANDS AT ME IM TRYING TO BE A GOOD PERSON

dallon weekend: HIT ME DADDY

beebo urine: I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE

rian dangson: tbh the geometry teacher isnt even here he just got up and left so zack is playing here comes the bride on his phone while jack and alex slow dance down the hallway

rian dangson: /1 video attached

beebo urine: I CAN SEE THEM IM FUCKING CRYING

zack merROCK ON: BRENDON WHY ARE YOU LAYING IN THE HALLWAY WITH BOOKS ON YOUR CHEST AND STOMACH AND IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS

beebo urine: RYAN IS GONNA LAY ON TOP WE'RE GONNA BE A HUMAN BOOKSHELF 

taylor jardead: /1 photo attached

taylor jardead: GOD TRULY DIED FOR THIS

taylor jardead: WHY IS NO ONE IN ANY OF THEIR CLASSES 

ryro ross: because none of the teachers are even here the geometry teacher is just GONE the chemistry and psychics teacher just went to elope all of the algebra teachers are in fucking puetro rico 

ryro ross: also the principal kinda gave up hes just like 'if the kids are here just let them do whatever if theyre not we dont even care anymore' 

sweatshirt markowitz: MAX HAS BEEN DOING HIS HAIR IN THE FUCKING BATHROOM FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES IVE GOTTEN THREE NOSE BLEEDS IN THAT TIME SPAN

hayley williams!!: /1 photo attached

hayley williams!!: look at this shit jenna look at your in memoriam page

jenna mclesbian: where does it say im not actually dead i just moved

rian dangson: nowhere

ale(sbian)xa: right in the corner

rian dangson: NO DONT TELL HER

ale(sbian)xa: you gotta hold it up to the light in order to see it but ya know its there

rian dangson: DAMMIT ALEXA

ale(sbian)xa: IM SO SORRY

max schnauzer: ive been doing my hair for four hours but i look great

sweatshirt markowitz: u always look great

ryro ross: gays smh

alex 'nonbinary' gaskarth: DID THE NEWS OF JACK AND I GETTING ENGAGED BECAUSE THE SECRETARY JUST CONGRATULATED US AND I SCREAMED

lyndsey gunnslinger: LITERALLY EVERYONE KNOWS OKAY 

my nudes leaked wentz: IM GONNA DO SOMETHING OKAY PROMISE YOU WONT GET MAD AT ME NEWLYWEDS

jack barakitten: dear god

patrick tree: HE JUST RAN DOWN THE STAIRS IN A SPRINT IM GONNA CRY

the female way: I JUST GOT MY NEW PHONE AND REINSTALLED KIK AND GUESSED MY PASSWORD YOUR FAVE TRANS GIRL IS HERE

hayley williams!!: youre right everyones favorite trans girl is here its ME

the female way: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

jack barakitten: PETER JUST YELLED THROUGH THE LOUD SPEAKER 'LETS CONGRATULATE THE NEWLY ENGAGED COUPLE ALEXANDER WILLIAM GASKARTH AND JACK WHATEVER THE FUCK HIS MIDDLE NAME IS BARAKAT LETS DRINK' AND I WATCHED HIM RUN AWAY AS THE PRINCIPAL CHASED HIM

sweatshirt markowitz: PETER RAN INTO ME AND I GOT MY FOURTH NOSEBLEED IM GONNA KILL MYSELF WHY DOES MY NOSE HATE ME IS THIS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO GET YOUR PERIOD

tyjo: because people with vaginas get periods on their face

sweatshirt markowitz: LEAVE ME ALONE TYLER IVE BEEN BLEEDING FOR THREE HUNDRED YEARS

my nudes leaked wentz: IM SO SORRY

my nudes leaked wentz: IM HIDING OUT IN THE BOYS BATHROOM PLEASE SAVE ME

max schnauzer: STEVEN AND I GOT YOUR BACK BABE

halsey frappuccino: I JUST RODE THAT LITTLE SEGWAY HOVERBOARD SHIT DOWN THE HALL AND CRASHED INTO THE LOCKERS AND IMMEDIATELY FELL AND THE ENGLISH TEACHER HAD TO MAKE SURE I WAS OKAY

joshua done: tyler rode me last night

jenna mclesbian: HOLY SHIT

tyjo: WHY GOD WHY

taylor jardead: /1 photo attached 

taylor jardead: THE FINISHED PROJECT OF THE HUMAN BOOKSHELF

zack merROCK ON: /1 photo attached

zack merROCK ON: THE END PROJECT WHEN BRENDON SHIFTED AND ALL THE BOOKS FELL AND BRENDON CAUGHT RYAN ON HIS CHEST AND GEE YELLED 'MY OTP' FROM DOWN THE HALL

ryro ross: I WANNA DIE IM IN SO MUCH PAIN

beebo urine: IM IN MORE PAIN YOU LANDED ON ME

ryro ross: <3


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