Mom: What did you buy from the mall today honey?
You: Uh.. a pair of jeans, a shirt and converse
Mom: More Converse? How much did this all cost?
You: Erm.. It was 20 bucks?
Mom: Show me the receipt!
*You ruffle around in your messy purse*
Mom: 20 bucks? This is 50!
You: Oh um.. the printing ink was waaay off?
*Your mom gives you a death glare as she approaches you*
Mom: YOU COULD'VE BOUGHT ME CHIPOTLE WITH THIS!
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
