This one is the FINAL rule. I found it quirky, funny and most of all, relatable! It feels like I wrote it! Congrats @ ravennore
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*You're at the mall, shopping.*
You: Hey mom, I need to use the bathroom
*Mom isn't listening*
You: MOOOOMMMMM! I really got to pee!
*Mom still isn't listening*
You: Mother, do you wanna see a picture of Taylor Lautner without his shirt?
Mom: Do I? Where? Where is he? YOU NEED TO TELL ME! TELL ME WERE HE IS BAE! TELL ME OR I WILL MURDER YOU WITH A CHAINSAW!
*Everyone stops watching to stare*
You: 0_0 I was getting your attention...
Mom: What? BAE LIED TO ME?
You: I really need to pee.
Mom: Go find a tree, you're such a disappointment. You never lie about a shirtless Taylor.
You: O.O Aren't you married?
Mom: Shhh! Taylor doesn't need to know!
*Your mom takes wedding ring off and puts it in purse*
I'M COMING FOR YOU TAYLOR! *
* She runs off and leaves you*
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
