*You and your dad are grabbing some ice cream*
You: Hey Sheldon... I ACTUALLY want cookie dough ice cream...
*Your dad turns around all the way to look at you*
Dad: Hush! Can't you at least call me Ken?
You: Wait why Ken?
Dad: Cause Ken sounds more 'hip'!
You: O.o
Dad: *Sings* I'm a ken doll, in a Ken world... my chest is plastic, that's fantastic!
You: Dad please don't :(
*People are staring at your dad*
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*Crying*
This happened to me, only it was in a pizza place :'(
Some guy even recorded it and had vine music in the background :(
Anyways, I'm near rule #50! Wooh! It seemed like I started yesterday!
Plus on my next update, be sure to check on the bottom part.
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
