*Your parents are having a fancy dinner party with their bosses, your helping out in the kitchen*
Mom: Go steady, and take the salad. I'll take the extra utensils.
You: Oh Okay ;)
*You set the salad on the table*
Boss: Why... aren't your forks rather.... interesting...?
Mom: What do you mean?
Boss: Mine is rather... bent...along with my knife...
Mom: Oh my...
*Mom goes like a whirlwind, collecting all of the utensils, to find good ones*
Mom: Oh, there-must-be-good ones!
Mom: It was you who did it, wasn't you?
You: Oh me? Heh...
*Mom approaches you*
Mom: WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'LL BE BENT SO BAD!
Boss: Ahem.
Mom: Oh, right back boss.
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
