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*It's in the middle of the night, and you go running around like a lunatic*
Mom: Who's that? Burglar?!
You: O.o...
*You decide to go downstairs and run*
Mom: I've got you now! PUT YOUR HANDS UP NICE AND HIGH!
*Your mom is holding an axe.*
You: Mom it's me...
Mom: BAE?! YOU? I THOUGHT IT WAS A BURGLAR AND I WAS GONNA CUT HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF!
*Your mom cries*
You: O.o... shouldn't you be happy it WASN'T a burglar?
Mom: NO! IF I HAD HANDLED THE BURGLAR, I COULD BE FAMOUS AND BE BAES WITH KYLE JENNER!
You: Please don't :(
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YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
