*It's nighttime and everyone's asleep.*
You: Weee!
*You slide down.*
Mom: WHO GOES THERE?
You: Mom it's me!
Mom: I know what you are! A Cyclops who's pretending to e my daughter!
You: O...O
Mom: I'll go get my axe! :)
You: :(
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
