*Its Halloween, and you have a bucket of candy*
DING DONG
You: Coming!
*You walk to the door, and your mom tackles you on the ground*
Mom: DON'T YOU OPEN THAT DOOR!
You: Wait why?
Mom: Are you crazy? These little children are celebrating the devils birthday! Halloween!
You: O.o... Are you okay?
Mom: I very much am! Once you open the door, all of their witch and wolf costume magic will go into our house!
You: Erm...
Mom: Turn off the lights! Turn off the T.v.! Most importantly, turn off the microwave! Act like we aren't home!
You: Wait, why the microwave?
Mom: BECAUSE! They'll see the microwave light!
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I know it's not any where NEAR Halloween but... happy late Halloween?
This happened to me once.
But when mom went to bed, there was one more ring.
And me being stupid opened it, and there were twins.
Dressed as the red devils in Scream Queens, cackling.
So for the rest of the night, I hid under my covers, and I SWEAR I could hear their little maniacal cackling in my ear.
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
