Poems for Special Occasions

Julian

For everyone's favourite Welsh dragon ... on his birthday!

Here's a little rhyme

About a dragon in his prime;

A funny little tale

About the man behind the scale.

He's always misbehaving,

His tweets can be depraving,

But his halo he does buff,

And protests innocence with a huff.

Now those of us who know him

Know the truth to be quite grim.

I will tell it to you straight,

There just has to be a gate,

For which this dragon has a thing;

Of gates he is the King.

There was a bush-gate and a sausage-gate,

At one time, quite a spate.

Too numerous to mention,

We could hold a gate convention!

So be careful what you tweet,

I advise you be discreet.

If there's a double entendre to be found

The dragon will be around.

A fiery end won't be your fate,

But you could become a gate.