Poems for Special Occasions

Sandy

My friend is having a birthday

And I think that she deserves

To have a really lovely time

Because this is what I've heard

She's kind and generous

And filled with fun

And that's probably enough

When all's said and done

But I know for a fact

That she's so much more

Than giggles, and snorts

And laughter galore

You might be subjected

To random attacks

Of rogue butternut squashes

In beds and rucksacks

Just make sure you don't

Let her near a space hopper

Because she can't be trusted

To not come a cropper

I love her to bits

And am so glad I met her

And for that I give thanks

To the world that is Twitter

She's sometimes known

By the name Nurse Randy

But to me she's simply

The lovely Sandy