Poems for Special Occasions

Chris

A birthday poem for the lovely Chris ... and he agrees very much with the first line :)

Now Chris is a man who puts up with a lot,

And I must say I'm happy to say that he's not

A man who is phased or easily shocked

By unruly women running amok.

Sometimes he sits quietly while us women all chatter,

Probably thinking we're all a bit mad as a hatter.

Then he makes fun and teases, a bit of a joker,

So is perfectly matched with Sandy the hoaxer.

A lovelier person you'd struggle to meet,

But it helps to ensure that he's fully replete.

He must be well fed or he may become stricken

With an urgent desire to eat "yummy chicken"!