Poems for Special Occasions

Sal

A belated birthday poem for the lovely Sal!

If you happen to know Mr Daniel Craig,

Are acquainted with Jackman, he's Hugh by the way,

Please send them around as quick as can be

To someone who's eager to lead them astray.

If they cannot make it then Robbie will do,

Or if he's not around, Mr Gary Barlow.

And if we're pushing the boat out and hanging some flags

Then why not ask Take That for a personal show?

So please send them around and help make her day,

She more than deserves it, this simple request,

Since no-one else is as kind and as lovely as Sal,

And they'll be as her friends are, quite simply, blessed.