A Brand New Little Britain Episode

Man in Restaurant

INT. RESTAURANT – DAY

NARRATOR (V/O):

Manwhile, a lunch order is being taken.

The man is sitting at the table, looking at the menu. The waiter comes by.

WAITER:

Are you ready to order, sir?

MAN:

Yes, I'll have the goats cheese salad to start with.

WAITER:

And for your main course?

MAN:

A roasted turkey dinner.

WAITER:

Any vegetables?

MAN:

Just potatoes.

WAITER:

As you wish, sir.

The man gives the waiter the menu. Just as the waiter leaves...

MAN:

And a bag of Wotsits. Baked.