INT. LINDA'S OFFICE - DAY
NARRATOR (V/O):
Meanwoo, at this university, Linda Flint is enjoying a large meal of cheese on crackers.
LINDA:
(To her toy Gromit) Cracking cheese, Gromit. (There's a knock on the door). Just a minute. Finish this up. (She finishes her last cracker). Come in.
A very young woman with scruffy blonde hair and wearing yellow glasses and a strange-looking quiet young man comes in with her. They both sit down.
LINDA (CONT'D):
Oh, hello. What can I do for you two?
WOMAN:
I'm Maggie Duncan and this is my friend George Thomas.
GEORGE:
Hello.
MAGGIE:
We're struggling with our course and we only need support staff to explain stuff to us and then we can get through it.
LINDA:
What are your problems?
MAGGIE:
He has asperger syndrome and I have dyslexia.
LINDA:
All right, I'll give Martin a call and see what I can do. (She dials the phone). Martin, it's Linda. I've got two students here who need support staff so they can pass their course. It's Maggie and George. How can I describe them? They're both beautiful and very polite and very quiet.
George and Maggie smile at this.
LINDA (CONT'D):
Not exactly a strong chemistry like Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Quite a lot of hard work, which could give you a headache. Not worth taking a bullet for. That's right: Bonnie and Clyde!
George and Maggie are very upset by these insults. Linda puts the phone down.
LINDA (CONT'D):
He says you'll get the support tomorrow, both of you.
GEORGE:
Well, thanks.
MAGGIE:
See you later.
They get up and begin to walk out. Then they stop when they hear:
LINDA:
Step on it, Velma. Step on it, Velma. Velma, step on it, Velma!
They turn to see Linda shouting at the TV screen and sadly walk out of her office.
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A Brand New Little Britain Episode
FanfictionHere is my own Little Britain episode with my favourite characters in brand new sketches.
