INT. FAT FIGHTERS CENTRE – DAY
The members are sat down in their chairs.
NARRATOR (V/O):
This is the place for people to help fat people before they get murdered for being that way.
Marjorie Dawes enters.
MARJORIE:
Hello, fat faces! Today we have a nneeewww game we can play. (Walks over to the table full with food). As it's the last day before the Christmas holidays, I thought we could play this game. I ask a question and every time you get it right, you'll get a treat. Okay, Paul, who are the companions to Texas Pete in SuperTed?
PAUL:
Bulk and Skeleton.
MARJORIE:
No, fathead, it was Bulk and Skull! But I'm being nice. Here, have a chocolate.
She throws the chocolate and it splats right in Paul's face!
MARJORIE (CONT'D):
Okay. Nnneeewww question. Who was the most famous king of the Tudors? Pat?
PAT:
King Henry VIII.
MARJORIE:
No, it was Queen Elizabeth I. Anyway, here's your cream cake for the night.
She throws the cake on Pat's shirt.
MARJORIE (CONT'D):
Okay! Next question. Who was the genius who invented the telephone? Meera?
MEERA:
Alexander Graham Bell.
MARJORIE:
Do it again.
MEERA:
Alexander Graham Bell.
MARJORIE:
Do it again.
MEERA:
Alexander Graham Bell.
MARJORIE:
No, I can't. Do it again.
MEERA:
Alexander Graham Bell.
MARJORIE:
Do it again.
PAUL:
She said, "Alexander Graham Bell"!
MARJORIE:
Hey, I wasn't asking you! But, on the other hand, she tried her best and you helped her so I'll give you both a treat. Open up!
Marjorie flicks a spoon of curry onto Meera's dress and Paul's shirt!
MARJORIE:
Okay, nnneeewww question. Tania, who was the first President of the United States of America?
TANIA:
George Washington.
MARJORIE:
No, it was Abraham Lincoln!
Marjorie throws a bowl of jelly on Tania's head.
MARJORIE (CONT'D):
Well, I'm having a good time, aren't you?
Everyone stares annoyed at her.
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A Brand New Little Britain Episode
FanfictionHere is my own Little Britain episode with my favourite characters in brand new sketches.
