INT. FLOWER SHOP – DAY
Roy is behind the counter of this beautiful shop filled with beautiful flowers, big and small and all very colourful.
NARRATOR (V/O):
It is morning in the afternoon and Mr. Mann is taking his wife, Mrs. Woman, to the flower shop. Flowers are what makes cakes taste sssssooooooo good!
Mr. Mann and Mrs. Woman walk in and go to the counter.
ROY:
Oh, hello.
MR. MANN:
Hello.
MRS. WOMAN:
Hello.
ROY:
Can I help you?
MRS. WOMAN:
I was wondering if you had any grey tulips under the Latin name Japonica Solia in the Rhodendron family.
ROY:
I don't know. One moment. (Steps back). MARGARET! MARGARET!
Roy smiles at Mr. Mann and Mrs. Woman.
MARGARET (OOV):
Yes?
ROY:
There's a gentleman and a woman here who wants to know if we have any grey tulips under the Latin name Japonica Solia!
MRS. WOMAN:
In the Rhodendron family.
ROY:
In the Rhodendron family!
MARGARET:
Does she know the English name?
ROY:
Do you know the English name?
MRS. WOMAN:
No.
ROY:
(To Margaret) No!
MARGARET:
Oh.
ROY:
Oh. Well, I don't know what to suggest.
MRS. WOMAN:
Do you have any pink tulips?
ROY:
Now that's more like it.
Roy picks up excellent-looking pink tulips.
MRS. WOMAN:
With blue leaves?
ROY:
(Sighs) I can see the chemistry between you two.
MRS. WOMAN:
No, I don't want any chemicals. (To Mr. Mann) Do you, dear?
MR. MANN
No, darling. I have no idea what he's talking about.
Roy gives up on them and stressfully starts eating the fallen petals off the desk.
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A Brand New Little Britain Episode
FanfictionHere is my own Little Britain episode with my favourite characters in brand new sketches.
