INT. JEREMY RENT'S OFFICE – DAY
Jeremy Rent is on the phone. It's raining outside.
NARRATOR (V/O):
In Troot, Jeremy Rent the agent is negotiating for his clients. I was an agent once and I was more secret than James Bond.
JEREMY:
So that's my client, David Tennant, to play the Riddler in the new Batman mini-series. How much are you offering? (Pause). Well, I'm sorry, but he won't work for less than £2,000. Goodbye!
He slams the phone down.
INTERCOM (V/O):
Dennis Waterman here to see you.
JEREMY:
(Presses the button) Excellent, send him in.
Dennis enters with a giant candy floss stick, with lots of candy on it.
DENNIS:
Hello! I got you some candy.
JEREMY:
That's very nice of you, Den.
Jeremy takes the giant candy floss and it now looks like normal size now. Dennis sits down.
DENNIS:
It was a tough journey through the rain!
JEREMY:
Well, this will be worth it, because I just had a call from Peter Jackson.
DENNIS:
Peter who? From the author, Rick Riordan?
JEREMY:
No! That's Percy Jackson. Peter Jackson, the director of The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Heavenly Creatures and King Kong.
DENNIS:
From 1933?
JEREMY:
(Sighs). Anyway, he's making a spin off to The Lord of the Rings Trilogy called The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and he wants you to play the title role.
DENNIS:
Oh, that's nice. So they want me to star in it, write da feem toon and sing da feem toon?
JEREMY:
Oh, no. They got their own music people, who created the wonderful music for the trilogy. They wouldn't want to get rid of them.
DENNIS:
I can do better than that!
Evil has taken over the land, do-do-do-do-do
There seems to be no good at hand, do-do-do-do-do
I've got a good idea, just you keep me near
I'd be so good for Middle-Earth!
JEREMY:
Oh, God!
The rain comes through the roof! Dennis falls off the chair and is floating away out of the room in a flood!
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A Brand New Little Britain Episode
FanfictionHere is my own Little Britain episode with my favourite characters in brand new sketches.
