58) Pick Up Lines

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A/N) Where Shellington tries out some bad pick up lines on his best friend, who doesn't seem to mind them that much after all...

Online: DynamicDiscoveries, SweetAsSugar

DynamicDiscoveries: 'you must be made of uranium and iodine since all I can see is U and I together'

DynamicDiscoveries: or maybe 'I feel so strongly attracted to you that scientists will have to discover a fifth fundamental force.'

SweetAsSugar: er hey Shel :)

DynamicDiscoveries: oh hey Dashi! Hehe I didn't know you were here :S

SweetAsSugar: you're laughing nervously over text

SweetAsSugar: that means you're up to something

DynamicDiscoveries: me? No, nothing!

SweetAsSugar: too innocent

SweetAsSugar: plus just a minute ago you appeared to be reciting different - science based compliments?

DynamicDiscoveries: ...

DynamicDiscoveries: promise you won't laugh

SweetAsSugar: c'mon, you know me, Shel. I wouldn't laugh at you

SweetAsSugar: I promise ;)

DynamicDiscoveries: Well I'm practising pick up lines

SweetAsSugar: pick up lines? Okay

DynamicDiscoveries: except I'm not great with them

DynamicDiscoveries: I've kind of had bad experiences with flirting

DynamicDiscoveries: it's never gone so well

SweetAsSugar: aww poor Shel

SweetAsSugar: what happened?

DynamicDiscoveries: Well I once went up to this girl, who I had a crush on when I was young, and I had all these ideas of clever pick up lines I could use on her. In the end, I panicked, and my idea of a clever pick up line was apparently 'So, you're a girl, huh?'

SweetAsSugar: XD

DynamicDiscoveries: then I panicked even more, knowing that was a stupid thing to say, so I just said really quickly 'I'm sorry, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.' And then I ran away.

SweetAsSugar: oh, poor young Shel XD

DynamicDiscoveries: hey, I was thirteen! :(

SweetAsSugar: No, it's cute XD

SweetAsSugar: a tiny bit creepy, but cute XD

SweetAsSugar: did you like her? The girl, I mean? Did little Shelly have a crush?

DynamicDiscoveries: I guess I did have a crush on her, but I was young back then. She was pretty, I remember that. Butpersonallyithinkyouremuchprettierbutanywayyeah

SweetAsSugar: what?

DynamicDiscoveries: oh nothing! Honest!

SweetAsSugar: hmm

SweetAsSugar: go on then

DynamicDiscoveries: go on then what?

SweetAsSugar: tell me a few of these amazing pick up lines. You can practise them on me

SweetAsSugar: So you can use them on this elusive crush of yours

DynamicDiscoveries: Well, okay...

DynamicDiscoveries: they might not be very good

SweetAsSugar: don't worry, that's what I'm here for

DynamicDiscoveries: thanks Dashi, it means a lot :D

DynamicDiscoveries: okay, here goes...

DynamicDiscoveries: You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time we make contact I turn bright red

SweetAsSugar: hmm, it's okay, but not great

DynamicDiscoveries: okay, how about this one...?

DynamicDiscoveries: I used to be able to recite the English alphabet until we met, now I can't get past U.

SweetAsSugar: hmm, an improvement, but not by much

DynamicDiscoveries: huh, you're a tough marker

SweetAsSugar: that's my allocated job as best friend ;D

DynamicDiscoveries: okay then, try these ones out for size

DynamicDiscoveries: You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life

DynamicDiscoveries: or I don't have a library card, but can I still check you out?

DynamicDiscoveries: or Do you have a map? I seem to keep getting lost in your eyes.

SweetAsSugar: they're all getting slowly better...

SweetAsSugar: exactly how long were you up thinking of all these?

DynamicDiscoveries: a long time :S

DynamicDiscoveries: I'm no photographer, but I can already picture us together

SweetAsSugar: that's pretty good ;)

DynamicDiscoveries: No, wait, I have it!

DynamicDiscoveries: you'll love this one

DynamicDiscoveries: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

SweetAsSugar: aww, that's really sweet...

SweetAsSugar: that's the one

SweetAsSugar: See, Shel, you're not so bad at pick up lines after all!

DynamicDiscoveries: was that okay? Personally I prefer the uranium and iodine one, but that's just me

SweetAsSugar: yeah, I liked it! You should use that on whoever's your next crush, you might have more luck this time

DynamicDiscoveries: you know what, Dashi?

SweetAsSugar: what?

DynamicDiscoveries: I think I just did

SweetAsSugar: ... :o

A/N) Shellington trying to flirt is just too cute to my mind. TOO CUTE. XD







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