8) Gym Workouts and Counting In Food

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Where Shellington counts in food and tries to impress Dashi...

Online: Cap_B, Scientist_Shel, DashiDog@Pink

Scientist_Shel: I'm working out in the gym!

DashiDog@Pink: wow really shellington?

Scientist_Shel: yeah you're proud of me arnt u

DashiDog@Pink: er... sure!

Cap_B: what r u doing in the gym

Scientist_Shel: getting big and strong!

DashiDog@Pink: right...

Scientist_Shel: Fifty-two, fifty-three, fifty_five, fifty-eight, fifty-ten, seventy, thirteen - wait.

DashiDog@Pink: what r u doing?

Scientist_Shel: trying to lift weights

Cap_B: very good shellington

Scientist_Shel: sixty-four, sixty-five, banana, sixty-seven

DashiDog@Pink: er hate to tell u Shel but banana's not a number

Scientist_Shel: ur not a number...

DashiDog@Pink: is that meant to be some kind of insult :/

Cap_B: you're right I'm not a number - are you feeling all right Shel?

Scientist_Shel: you can't even count to hot dog

Cap_B: that's because hot dog's not a number either :0

Scientist_Shel: yes it is, comes after ... seventeen

DashiDog@Pink: it really doesn't.

Cap_B: r u all right Shellington

Scientist_Shel: mfine I'm lifting weights

DashiDog@Pink: what comes after eighteen then Shel?

Scientist_Shel: Cream cake!

DashiDog@Pink: Maybe he's just hungry

Cap_B: :0

Scientist_Shel: will u luv me when I'm big and strong dashiii

DashiDog@Pink: oh god he's drunk

Scientist_Shel: no I'm not!

Scientist_Shel: seventy two, seventy four, seventy something, seventy chips, hschdghsjksn

DashiDog@Pink: shellington?

Cap_B: Shellington?

DashiDog@Pink: shel?

DashiDog@Pink: shelly?

Cap_B: I think he fell asleep

DashiDog@Pink: oh

DashiDog@Pink: Is he all right?

Cap_B: probably

Cap_B: fell asleep on his phone

DashiDog@Pink: should we go check on him?

Cap_B: better wait till he's not counting in food any more

DashiDog@Pink: good idea :)

Just a short chapter but quite funny to write! I'll write something serious later...

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