things that happen on wattpad

miss perfect

this bitch is always perfect.
this person would be casted to play a teenager in Hollywood.
has no idea what acne is.
is it a sandwich
is it a paint color
is it something that literally every teenagers has to deal with?

white
whiter that Niall horan
black people what are those
Asians hahaha no
Latinos? lol Latin-whats
everyone is white. seriously what the fuck

heterosexual
straighter that mike fucking huckabee
like, queer people make up a large percent of the population. if you still want a heterosexual storyline, at least make the characters queer.
I want demisexual black girl meets Mexican immigrant bisexual boy.
I want asian pansexual meets middle-eastern gender fluid.
I want a transwoman to be black and fall in live with her South American asexual friend.
I want more representation in the LGBTQ+ community.

cis
give me tRANSWOMEN

eyes
"like 90% of population on earth has brown eyes"
*makes characters with every single eye color but brown*

always christian
let's get something clear
I do not hate Christianity
I am annoyed by it, yes, but it is their religion.
I am sick of it dominating every single story I read.

A+ grades
*eyes roll so far back in head they get stuck on the back of my skull*
I'm a full time student, part of several extra-curricular activities, working my hardest in every class, coming from a family of two scientists and I can't maintain straight A's.
so no. you cannot have this and still sleep for at least 6 hours a night.

music
literally what the fuck
they just listen to whatever song fits their situation and say 'wow it's like this song was went for someone in my situation' it's not like the aUTHOR SPECIFICALLY CHOSE IT