note: I have seen all of these phrases used in wattpad stories
"he towered over me"
dick bigger then the tower I ain't talking about Eiffels
"we never spoke, but when we did"
u literally just said u never spoke
"butterflies in my stomach"
fucking things better crawl up and fuck up your vocal cords before more bullshit comes spewing out
"I'm not like other girls"
you special fucking snowflake
"I'm not rich but *insert rich privilege here*"
listen here u little shit
"my boyfriend says I can't"
okay but this is actual abusive behavior
"it was the 7th of December, Christmas Eve"
whatever you say pal
"I sang the lyrics to good girls by 5sos "you look so perfect standing there in my American apparel underwear"
okay first off not the right lyrics to the song. second, ew 5sos. third yOU FUCKING CAPITALIZE BAND NAMES AND SONG TITLES UNLESS THEY ARE INTENTIONALLY LOWER CASE YOU HAIRY SACK OF IRRELEVANT PORKCHOPS
"gypsy"
okay but g*ypsy is a slur for the Romani people fam
"his blue orbs"
im am atheist and if I see this I start cursing really loudly and begging Jesus so cleanse my soul of the impurity that is this phrase
"I'm going to hell"
no shit
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things that happen on wattpad
Humorwhat happens on wattpad stays on wattpad. don't fight me on this.
