A Collection Of Random Franzfics

studio AU: CHRISTMAS ALBUM

"Okay, any ideas?" Bob asked excitedly once everyone had made it into the studio.

Alex immediately raised his hand.

"Yeah?"

"How about two songs, Naked For Santa and Naked For Satan?"

"Uhh, no, and... Double no."

"Okay then, since we can't have that, four minutes of Nick laughing, remixed into traditional Christmas songs. It'll be fantastic!"

"Maybe."

"No!" Nick hissed.

"Okay then, what about..." Alex started, winking at Nick.

Nick sighed, "I really can't stay..."

"But Nicky it's cold outside..."

"I've got to go..."

"YOU'RE WEAK AND YOU'LL DIE OUTSIDE..."

Paul laughed and face planted into the table.

"Let's not do that. Why has this album been an entire roast on Nick?"

"Nickmas!"

"We don't speak of that, Alex."

"Whatever you want, cupcake."

"That's weird."

"I'm getting the popcorn." Paul smirked.

"No you're not! You're staying for the rest of the meeting!" Bob glared at Paul.

"Alright, chill out."

"He can't leave, because, he's weak and he'll die outside." Alex whispered to Nick, who punched him as hard as possible.

"Stop murdering each other."

"JINGLE HELL." Alex suggested.

"Dude, no!"

"The best of these suggestions has been Naked For Santa." Paul rolled his eyes.

"Okay, Alex, go to the banishment corner. Nick and Paul, hit me up."

Alex rolled over to the banishment corner.

"How about we cover a buncha Christmas songs but we add our classic twist?" Nick smiled excitedly.

"I like it! Paul, what about you?"

Before Paul could answer, Alex suggested something from the banishment corner.

"Is our twist getting naked for Santa and/or Satan?"

"No, Alex, it's not."

"Whatever, then."

"Okay. Paul. Go."

"Me on tambourine for 8 minutes. Nick singing. You on bass, obviously. Alex crying in the corner. Perfect."

"That's almost as bad as Jingle Hell."

"Not as bad as Naked For Satan."

"SANTALLUMINATION!" Nick shouted suddenly.

"We can't cover our own songs, Nick."

"Fine then, what about You're Weak And You'll Die Outside?"

"No! Positivity!"

"No positivity? Right on, Bobbo!" Alex cheered, "oh sadness tree oh sadness tree, oh why can't I just be set free, FROM MY HORRIBLE LI--"

"No, Alex."

"I'm done with you."

"How about we just cover Christmas songs?"

"Yeah, I'm in!" Nick laughed.

Paul sighed.

Alex was silently plotting revenge.