Alex: being a hoe, presumably
Nick: making up some other fake name like Zebra Zeebz or something or making a solo album of just whale noises and his own screaming. he could also possibly be crossing the great plains in a wagon. he could be dead, for all we know.
Paul: saving the world. being so sweet to everyone. recycling. hi-fiving children. stopping all the wars. ending world hunger. doing great things and everyone loves him. also probably not going to the dentist. it's ok Paul we love your teeth.
Bob: gathering an army of animals and spreading love and happiness. skipping into the sunset. being a princess. my boi. my dude. launching donald trump into a black hole. good job, Bob! he is not a boob Bob, he is a bobobobob. a strongbob.
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A Collection Of Random Franzfics
Fanfictiondo you like Franz Ferdinand?? okay, you probably don't, but, if you do, this is your story! these are just a bunch of random oneshots that have pretty much nothing to do with any main fic. see ya in another life, brother! stay franzy!
