Alex: all I have to do is be greasy!
Nick: Tigey's weird meow when she ran outside my room
Paul: running a whole HALF MILE w/o passing out!!
Bob: should avocados be tingly?

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A Collection Of Random Franzfics
Fanfictiondo you like Franz Ferdinand?? okay, you probably don't, but, if you do, this is your story! these are just a bunch of random oneshots that have pretty much nothing to do with any main fic. see ya in another life, brother! stay franzy!