Alex: when I had to fight the centipede, decided to poke it w a ruler to pick it up, but accidentally almost killed it and then actually killed it by stabbing it again before possibly dropping it into an air vent. rest in peace
Nick: when I forgot to respond for like two minutes bc I was reading buzzfeed articles and almost falling asleep
Paul: THE GEORGE W BUSH CARDS THAT WERE PLAYED LIKE EVERY TEN SECONDS FOR SOME REASON
Bob: the too close to home self loathing jokes and the political jokes
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A Collection Of Random Franzfics
Fanfictiondo you like Franz Ferdinand?? okay, you probably don't, but, if you do, this is your story! these are just a bunch of random oneshots that have pretty much nothing to do with any main fic. see ya in another life, brother! stay franzy!
