Alex: ah, yes, cream of tartar (pronounced as the word tar twice)
Nick: that sounds a little like I'm gonna be murdered, but ok
Bob: this movie is literally just A Series Of Bad Things Happening To Will Smith
Paul: I just ate, like, an UNHEALTHY amount of cheezits
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A Collection Of Random Franzfics
Fanfictiondo you like Franz Ferdinand?? okay, you probably don't, but, if you do, this is your story! these are just a bunch of random oneshots that have pretty much nothing to do with any main fic. see ya in another life, brother! stay franzy!
