Alex: I'm too smart for this
Nick: I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU DIE, LADY // you should be dead right now
Bob: I'm too dumb for this
Paul: my roasts are so big that I can't even see your real eyes

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A Collection Of Random Franzfics
Fanfictiondo you like Franz Ferdinand?? okay, you probably don't, but, if you do, this is your story! these are just a bunch of random oneshots that have pretty much nothing to do with any main fic. see ya in another life, brother! stay franzy!