"Not My Style" Says the Kris [EXO Kpop Fanfiction]

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Chat 013 - Prank Busted

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10:40AM

LuMAN: God im going to kill you all

LuMAN: you are so effing dead maknae

LuMAN: so so so DEAD

BaoziUmin: lalalalalala I can't hear you

BaoziUmin: srsly tho. R u even coming here?

LuMAN: *middle finger*

LuMAN: why are you using minseok's phone?!

LuMAN: I'm going to lock you up

XingGotBling: OOOHHhhhh~ lock me up how?

LuMAN: YOU GOT YIXING'S PHONE TOO?

LuMAN: I'm so done. 100% done with this kid

HZTTTAO: God I know right?

LuMAN: Thank you! At least someone agrees

HZTTTAO: JUST KIDDING. HA IT'S STILL ME

LuMAN: I am officially torturing you to death, bringing you back then repeating it again

LuMAN: use your own account kid

OhHailSehun: Nyahahahaha~

LuMAN: =__=

OhHailSehun: NYAN NYAN NYAN ~

LuMAN: DUizhaNg pLZ HeLPP

TheDuizhang: and what do I get in return?

LuMAN: the new Iope BB cushion.

TheDuizhang: Deal

LuMAN: Get the phones from the kid. The guys probably want them back

GuardianAngel: you could've asked me! D:

LuMAN: yeah right. You'd probably end up in his trap

GuardianAngel: naww.

LuMAN: give me the directions to the new dorm then

GuardianAngel: it's in the next area over to the left, tall white building, a little shabby outside but modern inside, there should also be a couple of vans outside so I'm sure you'll spot it easily. Walkable distance, about 15 minutes but I think it'd be better if you got a taxi

LuMAN: thank you. At least our leaders are kind and capable

GuardianAngel: well I'm not the guardian without reason

TheDuizhang: thanks

LuMAN: oi kid. Why are you so quiet now?

TheDuizhang: because I subdued him, the phones are back to their rightful owners and I've got his

OhHailSehun: All hail Kris!

LuMAN: AHAHAHAHA

LuMAN: I'm sooo screenshotting this! HAHAHAHAH

Luhan laughed to himself as he hailed a taxi. At least he knew where he had to go. After all, he'd been there several times since a lot of idols shared that dorm building. As soon as he arrived, he paid the driver and ran for the building.

Indeed, there were several moving vans parked outside and as he made it to the front door, he saw Sehun coming down the stairs inside. Quickly ducking to the side, he peeked again into the entrance, watching as Sehun came outside. Prankster spotted!

Taking a few steps back, he started with a run up and promptly kicked the younger in the side, shocking everyone who had witnessed the scene. "Thanks for all your troubles, kid," Luhan said through gritted teeth. "Thanks to you, I owe Kris some expensive stuff."

At the mention of Kris, the said person came outside as well. "Woah, ok, what they heck happened here?" His eyes widened at the sight of Sehun doubled over and a very angry-looking Luhan.

"He kicked me!" Sehun whined, pouting as he nursed his waist. "A freaking flying kick to my side!"

Kris raised an eyebrow, "Well, good job Lulu. Wanna head upstairs?" he asked, jerking a thumb behind him at the door. "The place is pretty decked out. We've got more rooms too."

Luhan smiled, though it looked almost sinister when he looked at Sehun as he passed by. At least it's all solved now.

"Yah! What about me?!" Sehun cried out. The hyungs ignored him and went on their way, picking up some stuff to carry back as well.

"Just get an icepack. This deer here probably didn't even kick you that hard. You're just exaggerating for the sack of theatrics," Kris yelled back; they were already climbing the few stairs to where the elevator was located.

Sehun pouted even more. "Fine. Whatever, you punks," he sighed, rolling his eyes, running to catch up to them. As soon as he passed them, he blew a raspberry.