Theo , Blaise and Draco were the 3 greatest players of Hogwarts however they always argued who was best, one night Theo had an idea.
"Okay I know how we can settle this"
"How?"
"Who ever can pull the all mighty bookworm is the greatest player of Hogwarts"
"Granger hmm fine deal" Draco was in
"Deal" Blaise was in
"That settles it then" Theo was in
"Let's make this more fun" Draco chipped in
"How"
"We can only use pick up lines"
"Okay"
That's how the great pick up line championship began
Blaise
I had granger next in charms
"Hey hermione"
" hi Blaise"
"So hermione since this is charms can I charm your heart away"
That was bad she's giggling her head off
"Funny Blaise"
"Okay hermione can I sleep with you cause I lost my teddy"
"Arew Blaise sleeps with a teddy"
"Haha very funny"
The zanbi gives up
Theo
So Blaise has gave up she kept laughing at him so it's just me and Malfoy left.
"Hey granger"
"Hi nott"
"Say granger are you a firewitch cause your smoking hot"
"Thanks nott"
"So granger wanna to speak parceltounge to my snake"
"No thanks ask Harry"
"I don't want a blowjob of Harry"
"And I don't want to give you one"
" I'll give you a big one"
"In your dreams"
"How did you guess"
"Bye nott"
She's impossible.
Draco
I'm on my way to the library, were I bump into hermione who looks stressed.
"Hey granger what's up"
"Stupid Slytherins"
"Why"
"Nott and zanbi"
"What they done"
"Throw terrible pick up lines at me all day their so shite"
"Want me to make you laugh with good ones"
"Okay if mine are better then yours you and your snakes leave me alone of yours are better then mine you get whatever you want"
" a kiss and a chance with you"
"Really"
"Yeah"
"Okay deal"
"So granger wanna ride on my broom"
"No but you can but your baslick into my chamber of secrets"
"Anyday and you can Slytherin to my bed too"
"Anyday Malfoy"
"Can I have your number I lost mine"
"Wow granger but mines better are you parents wanted for stealing the stars and putting them into your eyes"
"Will I be wanted if I steal your heart"
"you already did that granger"
"Shh"
"I'll make you shut up"
"Go on then"
I sweept forward and kissed her and she kissed back
"You win Draco"
"Be my girlfriend"
"Anyday Mr player of Hogwarts"
I really like this one
