Ready To Go [Part 3 of Form A Mountain Series]

Cha. 5

The night of my bachelorette party had arrived. Brendon had planed Ryan's bachelor party. We wouldn't see each other until the next morning...for the wedding!

"Don't come home with any tattoos or piercings, okay?" he told me. 

"Don't come home with any STDs from those dimestore hookers" I said. 

"Done" he said. He kissed me goodbye before Brendon dragged him off. 

"Let's go" Kendall said "Can't be late for the Chinese midget strippers"

I couldn't help but burst out in laughter. 

"You think I'm kidding?" she asked. 

"No ma'am" I replied. 

"Good, now I'm going to blindfold you" she said. She took a piece of fabric and tied it around my face before leading me out to the car and shoving me in the front seat before getting in the driver's seat. 

"WOOOOO" she screamed as she drove me off to whatever insanity she had planned. 

BRENDON'S POV

Ryan and I met up with Spencer, Jon, and some of our other friends that we had made through the record label. 

"First stop: beer" Jon said. 

"And lots of it" I added. 

I'd rented us a party bus so we had the driver stop at a liquor store where we bought a few six packs and some cigars. After that we headed for the strip club. 

"I can't believe you're getting married, man" Spencer said. 

"Me neither" Ryan said "But it just feels right"

"You did good with her" I told him "Really good"

"Hey Bren, when are you and Kendall gonna get the ole ball and chain routine?" Jon asked me. 

"Well I'm gonna ask her when we're out on the road" I told them. 

"Nice" one of our random friends said. 

We drank as the bus headed for the strip club. 

PEYTON'S POV

Kendall rented a limo for us, which was epic. We picked up some of our girls, Spencer's girlfriend Tanith and Jon's girl Melanie. I was still blindfolded but when they got in the car, I knew. 

"Kendall please take this off my face?" I asked. 

"Nope, not until the real party starts" she said "Now drink, I'm putting a hard lemonade in your hand"

"Kendall I'm blindfolded not stupid" I said. 

"Shut up and drink"

I sipped from the bottle and listened to the girls giggle. Kendall helped me out of the car when we stopped and finally removed my blindfold; we were at a naked bowling alley. 

"Are you serious?" I asked "Who comes up with this stuff?"

"Come on!" Melanie squealed "Naked bowling!"

"This is-"

"COME ON" Kendall yelled as she dragged me inside the bowling alley. It was full of naked people like I expected. All of the guys had raging hard ons (of course) and the girls all giggled. It was more like a coed strip club than a bowling alley. 

"How did you find this place?" I asked Kendall. 

"Magic" she replied. 

Naked bowling was just weird but we had fun. A lot of guys were hitting on me but maybe it was because I had a bunch of bride-to-be stuff on my body. After a few rounds of bowling we called it good and got our clothes back. 

"Never again" I said. 

We got back in the limo and I was blindfolded yet again. Tonight was going to be fun...

RYAN'S POV

I woke up on the morning of the wedding in our living room. Brendon was passed out on the floor with Spencer and Jon. Somehow I had won the couch, or maybe they let me have it. I sat up and rubbed my head before standing up. I kicked Brendon and he woke up. 

"Time to get ready, assholes" I told them. 

"The fuck did we do last night?" Spencer asked. 

"Well as I recall it started off at the strip club, then you guys took me to a bar then another strip club and it ended with the cops dumping us at home around four AM" I said. 

"Fuck man" Jon said "We gotta go home and get ready. We'll see you guys at the ceremony"

"I'll call you guys a cab" Brendon said "Ry, you go get ready"

"Okay, I'm gonna wake Pey--"

"Don't do it, man" Brendon cut me off "Let her have her beauty sleep"

"Good idea" I said. 

I left the boys and went to the shower, I was nervous for today but ultimately excited at the same time. I got out of the shower and put on most of my tux. I didn't want it getting wrinkled in the car. After I was ready, I snuck past the bedrooms to get down to the car. In a few hours, I would be a married man.