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jerkface: hey, are you chinese or something?

crybaby: i'm not telling you! and if you hate me, why are you still talking to me?

jerkface: shut up and answer my question

crybaby: no, but i speak mandarin-chinese and a bit of cantonese

jerkface: and you like k-pop, how?

crybaby: leave me alone

jerkface: no, i'm being serious

crybaby: i got into k-pop in 2006

jerkface: jesus christ

crybaby: yeah, i'm loyal...UNLIKE YOU

jerkface: i don't even know you

crybaby: good

jerkface: are you seriously 10? you must've been born then...

crybaby: are u for real?

crybaby: is that even a question?

jerkface: i'm being serious -.-

crybaby: yeah, but i'm not sure your mom was when she decided to have you

jerkface: i'm blocking you

crybaby: alright, i don't care. go ahead.

jerkface: man, you're just as infuriating as a kid

jerkface: how fricking old are you??? i'm 22

crybaby: are you lying to me.......????

jerkface: no

crybaby: why the fuck you lying, why you always lying oh my god, stop the fucking lying

jerkface: dude, just tell me how old you are

jerkface: are you a girl or a boy?

jerkface: i'm a man

crybaby: boy***

jerkface: -.-

crybaby: why are you suddenly so interested in me??? you're not my mom

jerkface: you're incredibly annoying for a human being

crybaby: does that answer my question in any way?

jerkface: why don't you answer my question???

crybaby: no, you big jerk

jerkface: AHHHHH YOU'RE SO FRUSTRATING

crybaby: does it look like i care?

jerkface: does it look like i care about you?

crybaby: ....

crybaby: yes, actually

jerkface: can you just answer my question? i don't know anything about you

crybaby: well, i don't know anything about you

jerkface: what do you want to know?

crybaby: are we actually going to become friends...?

jerkface: well, it sounds like you don't have any

crybaby: :-(

jerkface: anyway, i'm yoongi

crybaby: are you korean?

jerkface: yeah

crybaby: oh

jerkface: what are you?

crybaby: nothing

jerkface: what

crybaby: nothing

jerkface: i like to rap and i like basketball

crybaby: nice

crybaby: you sound mean

crybaby: i mean, you are but

jerkface: i'm just honest

crybaby: you're honestly disgusting, if you ask me

jerkface: my looks aren't disgusting

crybaby: yeah right

jerkface: do you want a picture?

crybaby: heck no

jerkface: you're such a baby

crybaby: and you're a jerk

jerkface: but you're stupid

crybaby: i don't like you

jerkface: i hate you

crybaby: 我希望你摔下楼梯

jerkface: jesus...

jerkface: yoU TOO

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