ugly: guess who had sex last night??????
loser: no
ugly: i did :-)
loser: great
ugly: yeppppp
loser: ok i have work to get to
ugly: it's 6 am though, go back to bed
loser: why are you awake
ugly: because i just dressed myself after i left the girl
ugly: she was really great
loser:
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ugly: whatever
ugly: im going back to sleep when i get home
loser: ok
ugly: have you ever had sex?
loser: im not even going to answer that
ugly: are you a virgin or not?
loser: yes im a virgin, okay
ugly: w at a fukin Los er
ugly: ive had sex maybe around fifty times in my life
loser: were they with someone you loved?
ugly: what?
loser: nothing
loser: anyway, i have to get to work so
ugly: how much time do you have left?
loser: look i like to get there early and i still need to get into the car
ugly: where do you work?
loser: it's none of your business, yoongi
ugly: dude, just tell me
loser: NO
ugly: you know what?
ugly: fuck you
ugly: you're honestly really annoying and you sound like a baby
loser: you're very rude
ugly: is that all you can say to me? god, you sound weak
loser: what if i am??
ugly: don't you want to prove to me how you're not???
loser: no
ugly: LOOK im going to my boring apartment because it's more interesting than you are, you loser
loser: whatever, i have a job, and i don't need to talk to you
ugly: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING CRYBABY
loser: stop talking to me
ugly: NO
ugly: GOD DAMN JUST STOP BEING LIKE THAT
ugly: ARE YOU SINGLE?
loser: don't ask me that
ugly: JUST ANSWER ME
loser: yes
ugly: THATS WHY YOU'RE SINGLE
ugly: YOU'RE ANNOYING AND WEAK AND CHILDISH AND YOU'RE SO FUCKING FRUSTRATING AND ANNOYING
ugly: JESUS CHRIST YOUR MOM PROBABLY REGRETS HAVING YOU
ugly: GOD, I HATE YOU
ugly: I THOUGHT YOU'D BE FUN
ugly: I THOUGHT YOU'D FINALLY BE ABLE TO BE MY FRIEND
ugly: MY FIRST FUCKING FRIEND
ugly: OR AT LEAST MAKE ME BELIEVE
ugly: BUT YOU ARE JUST PITIFUL
ugly: I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU
ugly: AND SOMETIMES, IF THEY'RE AS ANNOYING AS YOU, I'D WISH THEY GET HIT BY A FUCKING CAR
ugly: FUCKING USELESS CRYBABY
