#Throwing fertilizer at people so they grow up.
#I'm addicted to wasting my time.
#Me: Remember that one time when...
Me: No wait, that was a novel.
#Let's play a game called ' how much of this homework can I do in school tomorrow '.
#All this sadness is so bad for my skin.
#Homework and chill, because you're cute, but I still have to get good grades.
#I'm so tired of not being a multimillionare.
#Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd give up my wifi
To spend time with you.
(Quite good for a proposal nowadays :)
#People who say ' money can't buy happiness ' either have no money, or are buying the wrong things.
YOU ARE READING
Fly Away
Random#Scars don't heal. That's kinda the definition of the word scar. # We say Hate is a strong words, but we play with Love like it's nothing. # When my parents say "Come entertain the guest." Am I a belly dancer? #Can you hold it for a moment? *hand...
